This is your captain speaking. We’re minutes away from getting approval for take off. It’s a sunny day, we expect turbulence ahead so please keep your seatbelt fastened at all times. If you need to get up and move around, please do so with caution.
Anyway, the real message:
With all due respect, shut up nerds! We all know what this is. We all know what it can and will be.
To all new comers, welcome to the show. To all old heads, you know what this is! To those in between, make up your minds and sit tight.
Thank you for flying with us, Captain Diamond Hands.
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